meladoodle:

no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth

gilbertbeilschmidtvevo:

tough choice

gilbertbeilschmidtvevo:

tough choice

vyooms:

gutsygumshoe:

My boss has a two year old son and this is in his bathroom I’m laughing so hard omg


oops my hand slipped

vyooms:

gutsygumshoe:

My boss has a two year old son and this is in his bathroom I’m laughing so hard omg

oops my hand slipped

goldenclitoris:

*gets job as a stripper* *gets on stage in 3000 sweaters*
Get ready for some all night entertainment

methhomework:

that friend that always tries to please you

barackobotm:

the american school system 

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