i came into this world covered in someone else’s blood and screaming and lemme tell you i’m not afraid to leave it the same way
(Source: drarna, via hotwhiteguy)
Some parents are too soft. If I EVER called my mom a bitch she would be like…
(Source: profashionall, via violetvajayjay)
After 10 seconds: (100+) Tumblr
Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?
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teachers who call on students who obviously don’t know the answer are the biggest dicks in the world because they’re flat out humiliating the kid in front of all their peers
amen
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